Santa Claus to consume a staggering 34,300 mince pies in Tower Hamlets this Christmas, experts estimate
- Credit: PA Archive/PA Images
Santa’s famous red suit will be straining at the seams this Christmas thanks to the generosity of boys and girls in Tower Hamlets.
Everyone’s favourite jolly old fellow will be tucking into an astonishing 34,300 mince pies, if every local family with children leaves him a plate of the traditional festive fare.
Taking the average nutritional content across the big four supermarkets’ own-brand offerings, that would translate to a whopping 7.8 million Christmassy calories.
Altogether Christmas Eve in Tower Hamlets will see Santa consuming 284,700g of fat - more than 4,000 times higher than his recommended daily limit - and around 146,000 teaspoons of sugar.
And it’s a good thing he will have Rudolph on hand to take charge of the navigation, as he can also expect to wash the calorific treats down with a staggering 1,710 litres of sherry.
You may also want to watch:
Registered nutritionist Charlotte Stirling-Reed says it sounds like Mr Claus is in for a bit of a rough night. “Poor Father Christmas, having to eat all that,” she said.
“I can imagine he wouldn’t be feeling great after eating so many mince pies – most of us would probably struggle to eat two or three in a row before our brains and fullness signals kicked in to tell us we’ve had enough.
- 1 Ethnic communities not taking up Covid jabs, Tower Hamlets Mayor warns
- 2 'Racist consultation' protest rejected on Tower Hamlets street closures as Labour sticks to its manifesto
- 3 Airbnb house party violence leaves police officer with broken finger
- 4 Council fined for Alexia Walenkaki's playground death in Mile End and says sorry to family
- 5 Police hunt after stabbing in Cable Street: One man hurt
- 6 Streets around proposed Chinese embassy building could be renamed after persecuted Muslims
- 7 Teenager found dead in Victoria Park
- 8 No injuries but 20 rescued as firefighters tackle Limehouse blaze
- 9 Police raid cannabis factory near Liverpool Street station: 2 arrests
- 10 Death of woman, 75, in Mile End fire could have been avoided
“Perhaps he should also be eating Rudolf’s carrot, which would give him some added fibre, vitamin A and vitamin C to go along with his mince pies?”
During his travels across England this year, Father Christmas will be tucking into a grand total of more than 6.5 million mince pies.
These would contain the equivalent of 100,000 bags of sugar.
He will also slosh his way through more than 4,000 average-sized bathtubs of sherry, making for a very merry Christmas indeed.
But Christmas doesn’t have to be all naughty and no nice, according to Ms Stirling-Reed.
“The best thing about Christmas is obviously the food,” she said.
“But that doesn’t just mean sweets, cakes and biscuits – I love thinking about all the festive, in-season foods that are available at this time of year including cranberries, chestnuts, sprouts, tangerines and parsnips.
“There are so many ways to enjoy them too. “Maybe Father Christmas can put out a request for some of these when he delivers presents to the children next year.”